Sorry, I can’t hold on anymore! Shit, now I have fallen for you.You want to know what’s double and inviting? (Surprised look) My bed!.If you were a teardrop in my eyes, I would never cry because I would be too afraid of losing you.If your eyes were the sea, I would swim in them forever.I am (your name), nice to meet you, Mr.If you would be a steak, you are definitely well done.Is your father a jewel thief? Because you look like a rare gem to me.I heard a plane – is there an airport nearby? Oh, never mind, it is just my heart taking off.Do you mind if I check you out – I like the finer things in life.Are you a light bulb? Because this room lit up the moment you entered.Let’s just share a bottle of wine, and I will make you mine.You are so sweet, you can put Dairy Milk out of business.I shouldn’t talk to you – you are toooo sweet! Hey, is it just me, or you too feel that are we destined to be married?.My attraction towards you is an inversed square law.Is your name Wi-Fi? Because I can feel a connection.Was your dad an alien? Because you don’t look like an Earthling!.Are you a keyboard? Well, you sure are my type.(Ask if you can take a photo of him.) Sorry, I just wanted to show my mom what my dream guy looks like.Looks like you made me drop something – my jaw!.Is the air conditioning not working in here, or is it you?.Someone vacuum this guy’s lap, I think I need a clean place to sit.Excuse me, are you a magician? I am asking you because whenever I glance at you, everyone else disappears.If gorgeousness was time, you would be eternity.

Every single time I see you, my heart gets all worked up.Do you have an extra heart? Mine appears to have been stolen.You must be an alien! You have just abducted my heart!.Is your dad an art thief? Because, honey, you are a masterpiece.You give new meaning to the word “delicious”.Goodness! I think just located the treasure I have been searching for!.I am learning about important dates in history.It is not my fault that I am falling for you, you literally tripped me!.Hey, I know you! You are the guy with the gorgeous smile.Why is it so dark in here? Oh! It is because all of the light is within you.I wish I was cross-eyed, so you wouldn’t know I was staring at you.Were you in Boy Scouts as a kid? Coz you have tied my heart into a knot I can’t untie.Was that an earthquake? (no!) Well, maybe you just rocked my world!.If you were meant to be a triangle, you would be ‘acute’ one.There are plenty of fish in the sea, but you are the one I would like to catch.I don’t know which is more mesmerizing – your smile or your eyes!.You gotta be a kidnapper – you just abducted my heart!.What are you doing after this? Asking because I want to spend my life with you.No wonder the sky is all cloudy and gray today, all the blue is hiding in your eyes.Here’s an idea for the perfect crime: I will steal your heart, and you can steal mine back.Are you a thief? I can totally see the diamonds you stole and hid in your eyes.

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